Sharing my stupidity with the world.

Right so just now, about 15 minutes ago I realised I need to change the light bulb in a lamp I broke. No comment on how. So I go downstairs to get the lightbulb, no worries, go into the bathroom for the only reason you ever go into the bathroom, and find a bottle of bleach. Reading the back for no reason whatsoever I see the words

USE UNDER THE RIM TO PROTECT YOU FROM FLYING TOILET GERMS.

Flying toilet germs gave me the mental image of MRSA and E Coli in biplanes and pilot goggles, having a dogfight over my toilet, so I go to eliminate these airborne terrorist pilots and realise you can't even use the bleach under the rim of the toilet anyway. Stupid bleach manufacturer.

So I find the can of oust surface disinfectanty stuff, and suddenly see a spider above the fridge, so I sprayed it with the oust. It didn't do much, unlike the other day when I got a spider in my sink and poked it down the plug hole, it crawled back out. tried to wash it down, didn't go down. So I poked it down the plug hole and poured bleach down the drain, meaning the spider is now dead, bleach covered, but mostly dead, This other spider now just smells like old ladies and is nice and clean.

Then I see an old clarinet book and have a flick through that, thinking of all this stuff I could play tomorrow instead of actually doing the homework I should be doing like I have today, then see the kettle and think yeah actually a cup of tea would be cool right now, so I flick it on, brother comes in and puts his cup down too and as usual, we get into a mock ninja fight in the kitchen, complete with sound effects. Finish making tea, pick up clarinet book, go back upstairs.

Forgot light bulb.

Go back downstairs, look for light bulbs, return victorious thinking I have won the battle.

IT DIDN'T FUCKING FIT.