I am

I am a huge geek, really. I'm not a nerd- not always got my head in a book, can't do calculus and my shirt is not tucked into my underwear. Now we have those stereotypes out of the way, let me put it into perspective.

1) I'm having JFP.exe has encountered a fatal error. Process terminated. Error report not sent. On my tombstone, made to look like a BSOD. I don't know how many of you will get that. And no i'm not going to die yet, just so you know.
2) I say things like Lol, rofl, roflwaffle, roflcopter...outside of my computer.
3) I use internet memes outside of the internet on unsuspecting people.
'Jade give me back my pen'
'All your pen are belong to me!'
'What the fuck, just give me back the pen'
'Blue pen is blue.'
'Yes..it is...'
'I can has pen?'
'GIVE ME THE FUCKING PEN'
'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEE'
4) I spend about 8 hours a day on a computer.
5) If i'm not on the computer I am thinking about what i'm going to do on the computer when I get home.
6) Scart leads, USB cables, Ethernet cables..I know where they go what they do and what they look like.
7) I hate macs and can give several reasons why.
8) I know HTML coding. Not all of it, that'd be veeeery difficult. I also know it stands for Hypertext Markup Language.
9) I'm definately not a n00b.
10) Trekkie.
11) Kirk > Picard.
12) My favourite comeback in arguements is BITCH, I'M BLOGGING THIS.
13) I go glossy eyed at the sight of Alienware laptops and gaming computers.
14) When I go into game shops, the assistants think I want 'girlie' games. I instantly ask where the FPS games are.
15) I did understand the matrix.
16) Om nom marvel comics.
17) I still hail the Playstation 1 and Sega cartridge games.
18) I can whistle the entire super mario brothers theme tune.
19) I kept my gameboy and I still play it.
20) I can mesh my own sims 2 objects.
21) I don't mesh my own sims 2 objects because £30 for Milkshape is so not worth it.
22) I'm boycotting EA games due to their horrible customer support.


Aaaand you know what?
I like it.

Live long and prosper, unless you're an idiot then go play with fireworks.