Kevlar tits.

As per usual I've been on unreal tournament, blowing people up and being blown up and generally thinking oh mah gawd this game is so awesome that I want to play it all day and not stop but I don't have any energy drinks and i'm tired so I can't.
When my character got shot, she slumped to the ground and I managed to see her without her corpse melting into the floor in a green electrical surge.

WHY DOES SHE HAVE HER TITS OUT.

No wonder she keeps dying, she's got all this fuck off armour on and yet she's showing off her nunga nungas. So I started thinking, that if she's not going to cover up..
why not get Kevlar breast implants. That'd also do her a favour.
They wouldn't bounce, they wouldn't jiggle if she turned around too fast, they would hardly move...sounds good. However if I was running up to stab someone in the chest but my knife wouldn't go in I'd be like whoah... -stab....stab....stab- then just stab them in eye because fuck, I was going to kill them anyway. But still it would be rather awesome to have kevlar breasts. It would also make use of the distraction technique.
Well. You guys try and tell me that if a girl with massive boobs ran at you with a machine gun with her tits out you wouldn't know where to look? Should you be a gentleman and politely look away? should you take advantage of the fact theres boobs infront of you? Or should you look at the gun that's just shot you in the face?